Road Rage on Boxing Day

Just another bout of road rage from a rather angry chav in his crappy Corsa, with his day-glo girlfriend in the passenger seat and their unfortunate offspring in the back seat. What he was annoyed at me for was not immediately apparent, but seemingly he was angry because I stopped at a red light which he apparently would have jumped through, even though there was a stream of oncoming traffic whizzing across in front of us. Had he not been straddling my car so close that he couldn't even see my brake lights then he wouldn't have almost gone into the back of me. He expressed his disparagement at my abiding by the laws of the road with a cacophony from his horn and 'wanker' being shouted at me (He couldn't see me, and presume he thought I was a bloke, as a lady I very rarely get 'wanker' shouted at me - and actually if he is implying it is something I do well I would probably take it as flattery)

His outburst did not encourage me to aid his journey in any way - a general note for life is that the moment you loose your temper or become very negative towards anyone they become a lot less likely to want to help you. So when the lights did change to green I pulled away as slowly as possible, ensuring I was in his way at all times. Which I found most satisfying as I watch his own rage grow in my rear view mirror. The world now so full of rage. Unfortunately a gap became available on the inside lane, and he (with his infant in the back of the car and no apparent care for its safety) undertook me on the roundabout and cut in front of me without indication, then deciding he actually wanted to be on the inside lane he veered over to the inside lane, again without indication or checking any of his mirrors and almost went into the side of an unsuspecting Ford Focus.

Well done to this individual for having such rage. Almost causing 3 accidents on one roundabout as well as doing an illegal undertaking maneuver and cutting across 2 lanes without indication or checking your mirror at all. No regard for your families life, in an old Corsa with a rubbish safety rating which would've disintegrated on impact if the Focus hadn't hit the brakes to stop you colliding into the side of him. You just managed to put your child and partners life in danger 3 times in less than 5 minutes. Unfortunately it may take a collision for you to realize how dangerous your maneuvers are. I seriously hope that when you fuck up (which is enevatable if you keep doing such things) that you do not have your baby in the back seat.

You utter cunt, people like you should be lined up and shot.